lebansker0n's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Good Morning Tuesday]

damn dude

that shits heavy as fuck. if you decide to make this into a full song some retarded ape vokills would be in order

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Nice man. haha.

[Black 'n' Decker Fanny Wr]

your cock was forged in the holy flames of hell?!?

MINE TOO!!!!! i guess that makes us cocktwins 8===========D

GoreBastard responds:

COCKTWINS!! WHOOOOO!!!!
After writing that line I was like, "what? HOLY flames of hell? Shouldn't it be UN-HOLY?", but it was funnier to leave it that way. Kind of like on Back to the Future when Biff says "make like a tree and get out of here". Haaaa!!

Cheers man!!

[Hybrid II (Extended)]

Damn

I usually think that synthesized guitar stuff sounds like crap, but in this I could barely tell it wasn't real. I guess that stuff has come a long way in the past couple of years. Everything sounded really, really awesome, man. All the little pinch harmonics and lead sections were just plain cool and everything flowed nicely. The fade in for the Terminator theme was epic as hell, too. Very nice job and keep up the great work.

Lashmush responds:

My toilet runneth over.

[Ultimate Guitar Solo 5]

What the fuck...

...are you doing hanging around newgrounds? You should be in the fucking heavy metal hall of fame! This was fucking brutal. Yngwie who? Yngwie YOU, that's who.

CockRider responds:

I shoot my pissy semen jizz at Malmsteen!!
Thanks and wanks for the review lebansker0000000000n!

[Enter the Arena of Death]

God damn son!

That was fucking killer dude. I wish I had long hair, because I would have been doing some bad ass windmills to this shit haha. This didn't even fuckin need the solos because the riffs just kick so much ass. Great jarb there duder.

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers man! The shitty thing is I just got a Wah pedal today right after finishing this. It would have been cooler with some wah bits thrown in!

Cheers for the words man, I'm happy with how this one came out because for once I didn't rush it and leave shitloads of mistakes in like I usually do!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Far Away From You]

Ya know...

Your clean vocals on this remind me of Warrel Dane from Nevermore. That guy has a killer voice, and I think you resemble him a bit so fuckin kudos to you maing. I broke my Guitar Port and now I'm stuck not being able to record anything... fuckin boring. I've been doing a lot of growling shit for my band, I'm thinking you should do something for me to lay some growls over... lemme know what ya think.

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

For sure dude. I can write something up for the growls. Look forward to hearing them. Thanks for the review as well, dude. Glad to see you around.\m/

[FF7Battle(Final)-Metaljonus]

Memories!

Shit I'm gonna have to break out this game and run through it for the bajillionth time. This was freakin sweet man. Wish I still had the PC version of this game so I could replace the normal battle theme with this one. Great job man.

Metaljonus responds:

I'm playing the pc version right now and its a blast! Thanks for listening!

[Trivium/ Death Inspired]

The idea was good but...

You shouldn't scoop your mids so much. It only makes everything sound like it was recorded inside of a tin can. Turn up your mids, lower your highs slightly as well as the lows. That will give you a much more recordable sound and take away the tinny sounds that are the prevailing factor on this track. I like the song, but the way you recorded didn't do it for me.

xeran3 responds:

thanx dude ill try that...soon ill post the new version

[»§« Coming Home]

Wow... I'm impressed.

I really liked this song a lot. Reminded me slightly of Nightwish, minus the Marko epic manly vocals. I think though, that if you turned down the vocals very slightly, and turned up the guitars slightly as well, the mixing would have been perfect, but as it stands right now, its pretty excellent. Do I hear bagpipes in there too? If you ever want to do a collaboration over NG, I would be more than happy to contribute to the process. Again, this song is epic, and I love epic.

MaestroRage responds:

Yeah, MaestroRage and I are fans of Nightwish! But nah, there is no Marko and there are no bagpipes, but thanks! ^ ^ Yes, if you ever are in the mood of collaboration, please visit our website at www.symphonyofspecters.com! Thanks for listening!
With love,
LadyArsenic <3

[Metal Massacre-Metaljonus]

Wowowowowowowowowowowowow

I can't believe I haven't heard this shit til today. It's fucking completely rifftastic, leadgasmic, and it leaves my asshole in a quivering state. Haha, man this really is an outstanding song. 5/5 from me sucka!

Metaljonus responds:

Thanks man! its good to know peoples assholes quiver when they listen to my music!

hail fucking satan!

Mj