I am guitarded.
Joined on 5/22/05
Meh, boner. 8================================D
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You found the hidden skull!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!