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Posted by lebansker0n - July 2nd, 2013

Meh, boner. 8================================D

Posted by lebansker0n - February 10th, 2012

I'm not entirely sure if anyone really comes in and reads my posts unless somehow provoked, but whatever. I got tired of looking at that last post, so here is a new one.

My band has a full lineup again, and I have already posted 2 songs from our demo/album. Saturday we will be completing our third song, so that will be up shortly after it is finished. After that, we are recording one more song, and then we will be playing shows rather heavily until we decide to make a full length album.

Anyway, this next song is gonna be fairly harmony heavy, with a good sprinkling of leads as usual. It will also show off our singer's range, which is fucking epic. If you haven't heard him yet, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm yawning now, so I will end this post with this: Tits, that is all.

Posted by lebansker0n - June 14th, 2009

I keep getting the shit end of the stick. My Guitar Port fucks off, my computer is taking a massive dump, and I don't have much money to buy new shit. I'm working on it though. New computer WITH a sound card so I can start putting out some quality shit and a Guitar Port alternative.... I fucking hate Guitar Port. Balls.

Posted by lebansker0n - January 30th, 2009

So I have finally done it! My computer is fixed and I am recording again. I did however, break a guitar string the other day.... so now I have to wait a week until I get paid so I can buy a new pack and finish recording some solos and stuff on this song I am doing for my band. I think you all will be pleased with the end result, as I have improved my guitar playing a bit since my last entry. This one will have vocals and bass eventually too, as I will be having my singer and bass player come in and lay down their parts.

Posted by lebansker0n - September 9th, 2008

More updates... Goody. I'm still trying to get the computer thing sorted out. Between bills, my new band (Angel of Vengeance) and my job, I have not the time nor the money to put into building a new system, so as far as new shit comes you will all have to continue to wait. You can also check out my bands myspace page... www.myspace.com/aovmetal Check us out. We rule.

Posted by lebansker0n - May 22nd, 2008

Aside from trying to get my computer running, I am working on some new material for both of my bands, as well as some covers and a few originals that will be recorded and posted once my computer gets resurrected. Some covers I am working on:
A Tout Le Monde
Symphony of Destruction
Thunder Rolls (Yeah, you read right... it's the most metal country song of all time)

I am also doing some shit for my two bands. The first band will be my more radio friendly band, as I am trying to make some fucking money... and my second band is an all out power/melodic death metal band. Think Iron Maiden meets Amon Amarth. Once my bands have had a few gigs, I will be posting some of our live recordings for you wankers to enjoy and beat off or finger yourself to (come on, there has to be a few chicks who dig my metal cawk on newgrounds).

Anyway... I'd also like to express my appreciation to all of you who have given me all of these great reviews and comments. I may rarely respond to your comments, but believe me when I say, I greatly appreciate all of your kind words. Besides my love of music, I started playing guitar to entertain... and there can be no entertainment without entertainees.

Okay, well I pretty much have updated my current situation just to let everyone know I haven't quit or died or anything. I am really looking forward to getting back in the studio (my PC) and bring the metal full force. Keep it heavy... fuckers.

Posted by lebansker0n - April 18th, 2008

Okay, so my computer is going to be fixed mid next week. What I would like to accomplish once that is done is a mother fucking collaboration so epic, so violent, that anyone who listens to it will shit their small intestines out of their asshole. Any takers? I would like to have 3 or 4 guitarists in on this and then someone to do the drum loops and the mixing. Everyone is encouraged to throw ideas at me and yadda yadda... I already have an idea for what I want this to be called. Something along the lines of "Planetary Curb Stomp" because that sounds brutal in epic proportions. Anyway, anyone interested should respond to this or send me a PM with some information as to how I can get a hold of you. Thanks and stay metal.

Posted by lebansker0n - March 5th, 2008

So after SEVERAL months... I now have internet again. ALTHOUGH, the power supply on my computer is fried. Right now I am on my fiance's laptop and bored as shit because I can't play any of my games or record any songs... Hopefully I can get a power supply soon so I can take place atop my throne, again, as the heaviest metaler of all time. Until then, I leave you with this. *GURGGLEVOMITGURGGLEOMG*

Posted by lebansker0n - September 4th, 2007

HEY WTF! Someone masturbate to my ninja picture and send me a video of themselves masturbating to my ninja picture so that I may masturbate to you masturbating to my ninja picture. After you do that I will love you long time. Possibly have you kids too. FUCK YOU! GOD. DAMN. IT! Comment this so I have something to read and think about while I am on the shitter making and mountain of fecal matter. BTW I have included a picture of my crotch for the genital enjoyment of my fellow NGers... almost sounds like N****RS!!!!! RACISM FTW!!!!!!

I guess I'm old... but this is new to me.