lebansker0n's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eternal Agony]

Mutha fucka! I wish my anus spit sounded half as brutal as this. Well... my asshole makes some fucking brutal sounds, but none that are the least bit musical. THIS, well this is fucking awesome. If I had a cool radio show like BMI I would play this on there too. Alas, all I have is a computer and hand lotion, so that will have to do <3<3 GDMFBASOB

GoreBastard responds:

Haha, cheers you crazy bastardo!

[DenX - Epeolatry]

I love it

I can't believe anyone would vote anything other than a 10 and a 5 on this song. It really is awesome in every way. You manage to keep it very diverse, and every part makes sense. The piano, the harmonies, the time signature changes, it is all spot on. Very awesome!

lhceist41 responds:

Thanks for your vote! :)
Keeping everytime the whole song different is not that hard as the most people think. It's all a matter of creativity and a bit musical knowledge :)
But thanks anyway.

[Godmode on (rerecord)]

Fuckin brutal!

Dude it sounds fantastic. Heavy as fuck. It also reminds me of I, Voyager by Nevermore, which I see Metaljonus was thinking the same damn thing hahaha. Anyway can't wait to hear it with his solo, thats gonna be awesome sauce.

[Good Morning Tuesday]

damn dude

that shits heavy as fuck. if you decide to make this into a full song some retarded ape vokills would be in order

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Nice man. haha.

[Black 'n' Decker Fanny Wr]

your cock was forged in the holy flames of hell?!?

MINE TOO!!!!! i guess that makes us cocktwins 8===========D

GoreBastard responds:

COCKTWINS!! WHOOOOO!!!!
After writing that line I was like, "what? HOLY flames of hell? Shouldn't it be UN-HOLY?", but it was funnier to leave it that way. Kind of like on Back to the Future when Biff says "make like a tree and get out of here". Haaaa!!

Cheers man!!

[Hybrid II (Extended)]

Damn

I usually think that synthesized guitar stuff sounds like crap, but in this I could barely tell it wasn't real. I guess that stuff has come a long way in the past couple of years. Everything sounded really, really awesome, man. All the little pinch harmonics and lead sections were just plain cool and everything flowed nicely. The fade in for the Terminator theme was epic as hell, too. Very nice job and keep up the great work.

Lashmush responds:

My toilet runneth over.

[Ultimate Guitar Solo 5]

What the fuck...

...are you doing hanging around newgrounds? You should be in the fucking heavy metal hall of fame! This was fucking brutal. Yngwie who? Yngwie YOU, that's who.

CockRider responds:

I shoot my pissy semen jizz at Malmsteen!!
Thanks and wanks for the review lebansker0000000000n!

[Final Redemption (Vocalized)]

Fuckin Fantastic

This reminds me a lot of Dark Tranquility. Fuckin great track man, and as usual the guitar work is killer.

[Enter the Arena of Death]

God damn son!

That was fucking killer dude. I wish I had long hair, because I would have been doing some bad ass windmills to this shit haha. This didn't even fuckin need the solos because the riffs just kick so much ass. Great jarb there duder.

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers man! The shitty thing is I just got a Wah pedal today right after finishing this. It would have been cooler with some wah bits thrown in!

Cheers for the words man, I'm happy with how this one came out because for once I didn't rush it and leave shitloads of mistakes in like I usually do!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Far Away From You]

Ya know...

Your clean vocals on this remind me of Warrel Dane from Nevermore. That guy has a killer voice, and I think you resemble him a bit so fuckin kudos to you maing. I broke my Guitar Port and now I'm stuck not being able to record anything... fuckin boring. I've been doing a lot of growling shit for my band, I'm thinking you should do something for me to lay some growls over... lemme know what ya think.

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

For sure dude. I can write something up for the growls. Look forward to hearing them. Thanks for the review as well, dude. Glad to see you around.\m/