lebansker0n's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Massacre-Metaljonus]

Wowowowowowowowowowowowow

I can't believe I haven't heard this shit til today. It's fucking completely rifftastic, leadgasmic, and it leaves my asshole in a quivering state. Haha, man this really is an outstanding song. 5/5 from me sucka!

Metaljonus responds:

Thanks man! its good to know peoples assholes quiver when they listen to my music!

hail fucking satan!

Mj

[>That BOOTY<]

Haha

I fucking hate rap, but this shit is too fucking funny man. FUCK OFF WIGGERS! Oh snap, it's gettin hawt in hurrrrrrrrrrrrr FECK OFF!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Hey, were online at the same time! Now if you had msn messenger, and I wasn't at work...we could actually jam.

I like to rap...shows the homies ma skillZ. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah

[dragonforce 8bit]

Memories...

Ahhh, this takes me back to my days as a chubby elementary school kid, rushing home to play Mario and Top Gun. Can't forget Duck Hunt or RBI Baseball either! Good shit man. Keep it up.

[D.G.S.P.S.]

Shit Piss Splatter Grind Death

I Just Wanted To Type This Review In The Manner I Am Typing It In To Make Fun Of People Who Type Like This In Reviews. I Am Confused As To Why People Type Like This. I Takes So Much More Time Than Just Typing Like A Normal Human Being. Anyway man. Bad ass as usual. Keep it metal, and eat the rotting roast beef curtains of your local murdered skank.

[Filth Rising (Preview)]

Fuck off!

Fuck, that shit sounds like some seriously impending doom. Like some Big ass mother fucker in full black, spiked armor standing in front of a horde of sissy do-good-ers, ready do lay waste to some fuckin assholes. Nice work wank wankofferson. Nice work indeed.

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

I hate my old equipment.
But thanks man.

I think I was watching goth porn at the time I made this. That is some wicked shit, by the way. haha.

[Loop of Fury and Doom (Foom)]

yayeyaeyahblasijdbsdkjfbasdfnASSFUCKTWINS

Damn man... I've been meaning to ask you what all you use to record your shit. I've been trying to find something to get that little fuzzy synthetic edge off of my shit but I've come to no avail... ANYWHOOOOOT Nice shit. Makes me want to get out a fucking sledge hammer and start beating the fuck out of everything.

[Built to Last]

Fuckin speedpicking from hell.

Fuck man, I think you are my speed picking equal hahaha. That shits fuckin brutal. What the fuck is that kid talking about "skating on thin ice" like he is gonna jump through the computer screen and skull fuck you or something... what a knob gobbler. Anyway man. I'm glad you experimented with timings. It has a nice abstract feeling to it and its not all fuckin cliche 4/4 pussy rock. \m/>_<\m/ I'm gonna try to get a collab going with bad man AND you again... cus I'm finally getting my computer fixed so I can start recording again. Let me know where I can get ahold of you and we can fuckin do this shit.

[Walkers Of The Dead (bmi/adk)]

MOWTHURR FOWKURR!

Fuck man, that shit was brutal as fuck. That was like... a fuckin' Satan Sandwich. I was kind of expecting some fucking crazy ass solo at the end though, it sounded like the perfect place to microwave an ass sandwich for one of them thurr deadites to turn fatty mcfatfat on. ANYFUCKINWAY. I love this song. Zombies... metal... and sandwiches. Greatness. ALSO! I am getting my fuckin power supply for my computer next week so I will finally be back recording and shit. We seriously need to do a collab since my fuckin shit wont be chokin on the megaroot. I'm thinking we need to do like... our own fuckin online band profile and then sacrifice all the blammers and shit. And then TEABAG EVERYONE!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Fuckin light it up, bro! Glad to see that you still wankin!
I'm all for it, dude. Get your fucking ass back on the interwebs and slaughter s0me fuckers ...haha.

How'd you ever make out with those drums I sent you EEEEEONS ago?

Teabag FTW.

You get yourself a msn asscrack addy yet???

[Nothing Yet]

Skeet skeet

Dude, like when it first starter... I felt this tingling in my pants. I GAVE ME A HARD ON!!! Then when the heavy part came in I found myself raping my hand with my cock. Yes... your song forced me to furiously masturbate. It rules that much 555555555555

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

FORNICATION WITH PALMELA HANDERSON!! Fuckin eh!!!
Glad to see you out and about, and thanks a FUCK of a lot for the support!! (Even though it caused a rape...at least it wasn't murder!)haha. \m/

[Hyrule Castle]

Brilliant!

Holy hell! That was epic as fuck. I love that game, and I love this song even more. Bad ass job and keep up the good shit.